Ingredients:

  • 1814g red and green grapes
  • 227g softened cream cheese
  • 240ml sour cream
  • 100g white sugar
  • 5ml vanilla extract
  • 125g pecans
  • 1/2 cup light brown sugar, packed
  • 1 cup chopped pecans

Instructions:

  1. Wash and sanitize the fruit. Rinse the 1814g of red and green grapes in cold water, removing all stems and discarding any soft or bruised fruit.
  2. Dry with extreme prejudice. Spread the grapes onto clean kitchen towels and pat them dry. Allow them to air dry for at least 30 minutes. Note: Surface moisture is the enemy of a stable emulsion.
  3. Cream the fats. In a large bowl, beat the 227g of softened cream cheese and 240ml of sour cream until no lumps remain.
  4. Incorporate the sweetness. Add the 100g of white sugar and 5ml of vanilla extract. Beat on medium high speed for 3 full minutes until the mixture is aerated and voluminous.
  5. The Gentle Fold. Dump the completely dry grapes into the bowl. Using a rubber spatula, move the dressing from the bottom over the top until every grape is swathed in a thick, white coating.
  6. The Chill Factor. Cover the bowl tightly with plastic wrap and refrigerate for exactly 80 minutes. This allows the sugars to dissolve fully and the fats to firm back up.
  7. Toast the crunch. While the salad chills, place the 125g of pecans in a dry skillet over medium heat for 5 minutes until they smell nutty and look slightly glossy.
  8. The Final Layer. Just before walking out the door or serving, sprinkle 110g of light brown sugar over the top, followed by the pecans.
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